Well, not as fierce as Amanda Lepore's, but I'm happy with the new 'do. I got my hair cut on Saturday, by a new stylist (gasp...a straight woman). I've been with my current stylist (surprise...a Homo!) for about a year now, but I think it's time to move on.
For the last couple of weeks, I've been looking for a replacement, since the current guy that does me my hair, has been screwing up lately. For example, I would request to have the nape of my neck "squared off". I would end up with the left side square cut, while the right side would be contoured/curved....I hate looking like an asshole! There were also a few times when I specifically asked "could you not cut it too short", and yet, I ended up walking out of there showing a little too much scalp. There's also the issue of me walking into the shop, smelling of vomit (for real), and the Hairdresser On Fire admitting to "dude, I totally just hurled about 5 minutes ago". Looking back, I also think that there were a few times when he was high/drunk, while I took my chances in his chair....I'm not a prude, he just seems to be progressively falling apart. I think it's time to move on, after all, I don't want to end up looking like I narrowly escaped getting scalped.
The replacement did a great job. She listened and did everything I asked (well, almost everything...no hand job under the cape). Now the ugly/weird part starts. I bump into him sometimes at certain (gay) bars in my 'hood. So, to prevent having to tell him in a holy place (a gay bar), I'll call him this week, to let him know that I won't be needing his services anymore.
I just hope he doesn't cry & get all hysterical on my ass....that can be so embarrassing!.....I will miss those under the cape hand jobs though!