Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Mirror Mirror...


Have you ever cruised yourself?....For lunch today, I went down to the workplace cafeteria. Think: huge ass corporate sized, with many mirrored columns throughout the main dining area. I chose a seat near the wall of windows, so that I could see when my boss was returning from lunch my sapphire blue brown eyes could sparkle in the sunlight (I'm gay like that).

Well, there I was...chowing down on a grilled chicken salad & a diet soda (I really wanted the greasy cheeseburger & homemade chips!), when I noticed, through one of the mirrored columns (about 30 feet away), that a guy's checking me out. My first thought is "cool....I guess sucking in the gut as I walked through the dining room worked".....next thought is "oh no, I'm not going to mix business with pleasure...leave it alone...been there done that!"....

So there I sat, my self esteem is up, I'm feeling pretty good about myself, when I decide to glance up again to see if I'm still being cruised.....and that's when I notice in the column's reflection.....ME....me checking me out...

So it's at this point that I stop sucking in the gut & make a mental note to make an appointment to see my optometrist ASAP......groan...

For real: the new Coke Cherry Zero is da bomb!

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