Tuesday, July 10, 2007

BOING !!!

Last night, I stopped by the market to pick up something to fix for dinner....and boy am I glad I did...

As soon as I walked in, I spotted a hottie in the produce section....this young'n had me second guessing my gaydar....I just wasn't 100% sure whether he was straight or one of the select few...Here's a visual: Abercrombie classic good looks, wearing an athletic fit T-shirt (damn, those muscles were just the right size) & long shorts...

He passed by me as I was in the freezer section debating over French Vanilla or Plain Vanilla...As he walked by, I couldn't help but notice that he was sporting a raging boner. It was obvious that he was in a state of arousal and not just flopping around from going commando....Don't mistake me for a size queen here, but his tool wasn't very, ummm...long.

Being the horn dog investigative journalist that I am, I just had to check him out again, you know...to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me....so I casually followed him into the bread section. He clearly had no interest in me, and I tried to play it off like I felt the same about him.... Yes, yes, y'all.....he was very much sporting wood.

I don't get it...if I have a woody & I'm out in a public (non-gay) establishment, I'm going to do everything possible to hide my boner...I'm curious as to what got him so excited? Maybe he took the Viagra too soon...or maybe it still hadn't worn off!

After dinner (and a huge Peanut Butter cookie) were digested, I went to the gym to get in 45 minutes of cardio....Now, at the Bally's in Long Beach, you have to walk through the Men's locker room to get to the staircase. As I was walking through the locker room, I noticed a short Asian dude toweling off near the entrance to the stairs....this happy man was also sporting wood....I swear, he was rock hard, weenie pointing straight up to heaven & oh so proud to show us all just what he's working with. I was impressed, yes, but c'mon! I mean what the hell's going on here?! Are we turning into Europe or am I just turning into a prude?!

17 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

Hah! Your last line about Europe cracked me up. Dude, I've travelled a lot through Europe and (sadly) never seen anyone with a boner. Maybe this says more about your hotness than mine... :)

Though Lovers Be Lost said...

Not sure about Europe, but I really need to go shopping with you! There seems to be a serious lack of eye candy around my area of town... maybe they all moved to California?

Either that, or you're giving off some major signals!

Lewis said...

Hide a perfectly good boner? Never! And I'd say French Vanilla.....even though they didn't help us with the war.

jay said...

Wherever you go, boners appear. This means that you're either giving off Viagra fumes or someone's about to be popular.

WAT said...

Oh yes, your supermarket and life in general is turing into quite the French Riviera!

Eric said...

You know, there's a species of monkey that greets other monkeys by displaying its erection so, in many ways, we're just returning to our roots.

TCho said...

Lol. hmmmm. maybe you're just more observant? :-)

Big Daddy said...

What's the big deal?

I got one right now.

:)

Silly Billy said...

If I had to conceal my boner, I would never leave home.

Christopher said...

To set the record straight (ha!), I had NOTHING to do with his boner...he was sporting wood before he noticed me noticing him.

LOL at Eric's comment.

Big Daddy & Billy: care to share?

Big Daddy said...

Share what exactly?

Christopher said...

Big Daddy: Cash money would be a nice start...

;-)

SYNRGY said...

Damn it... Did I miss National Boner Day again?

franck said...

I'd probably get hard if I saw you buy dessert. I mean ice-cream and a smart sexy guy, that's such a hot combination; who wouldn't get aroused?

M- Filer said...

maybe you just have that effect on people!

D-Man said...

When you're happy and you know it sport your wood...

Yeah, the first guy had probably popped a bluey and it hadn't worn off yet. He likely just got off the porn set in the valley. As for the guy at the gym, he was just hopin' to get a piece of the ol' Christopher.

Steven said...

Maybe he's turned onto food porn... or produce.