Thursday, August 9, 2007

Release The Kraken!


Perez Hilton



I guess he's doing his impression of Britney Spears here....did y'all notice the camel toe?

I've only been to his website once, and honestly, I don't understand why it's so popular...this is such a sad attempt at getting some attention....please tell me he's not really gay!....please!

Photo's courtesy of A Socialite's Life

19 comments:

Lewis said...

Damn you! I told you not to post my pictures. And, by the way, what's so wrong with a little camel toe?

Eric said...

The only acceptable cameltoe belongs to Dina Martina.
Perez should have jumped the shark after his first photoshopped "LOLZ!" over a picture of a coked out Lohan.

Big Daddy said...

Much as Paris is the Skank-Who's-Name-We-Do-Not-Speak-Of/Post On over at Bon Jour, Pee Wee, Perez is not even acknowledged as existing.

Howard said...

He is gay. Sorry to have to break that to you. At least Andy Dick is straight.

Isn't he?

The Other Andrew said...

Yikes!

Perez co-hosted the Aussie MTV music awards (and no, I don't know why the fuck either!). He dressed so badly for someone of his size, poured into clothes that didn't fit. At least 2 sizes too small. It only accentuated that he's a big guy, where something that fitted would have been much more flattering.

But looking at these pics... maybe he doesn't care.

Robert said...

Moose knuckle! Moose knuckle! Moose knuckle! Moose knuckle! Moose knuckle! Moose knuckle! Moose knuckle!

Ahhh, gimme a bucket! QUICK! :-)

D-Man said...

Unfortuantely, I DID notice the camel toe, and now I'm scarred for life, damn you.

Though Lovers Be Lost said...

How gag-worthy is that picture? ACK!!

I think we all need to share that bucket!

It's people like that who give the rest of us a bad name.

dbv said...

i don't get it either... i mean really, what's the big deal about this little queen??? he's not even well spoken or very bright from what i've seen... i don't get it!!!

J. David Zacko-Smith said...

Perez, like Reichen L (I can never spell his last name), had his 15 minutes of fame expire about 2 years ago. But, there are many things I don't understand, and his lingering popularity is one of them (I also don't understand why MySpace is so popular when every MySpace page I've seen looks like total shit). *WINK*

Greg said...

Perez is such a stereotype. I'm finding it difficult to believe anyone takes him seriously. And I agree with j. david: Perez your 15 minutes were revoked a long time ago.

Jim said...

Please add an entry that bumps this one down the page. I am going to be forced to stop coming here if I have to see that photo one more time...

I beg of you. HAVE MERCY!

Steve said...

I saw him on Kathy Griffin's show. She's (Perez) a mess.

Red7Eric said...

I hate Perez, but I loved the title of your post!! And here I was thinking that everyone had forgotten Clash of the Titans.

Brilliant film. And by "brilliant," I naturally mean "so hideously bad it will make you snort Coke out your nose."

franck said...

I sooo agree with you (on everything). I think Perez's site is totally annoying and completely over-rated. Once was more than enough. And thank you for posting that other photo on the next post. You restored balance to the universe!

Crazy Eddie said...

Oh damn... this boy DONE LOST HIS MIND. While Perez posts some good shizz now and then, he's completely overrated. There are truckloads of superior gossip blogs out there, it's a wonder how he has so many hits a day.

Unfortunately, he IS a big MO.

Blah...

Besos

WAT said...

The best thing about Perez Hilton's website are the nasty hilarious comments from the average Joe.

Really really funny, as annoying as Perez himself may be.

SYNRGY said...

In the second photo I made the conscious choice to stare at the innocent bystander in the blue button up... HOT

RAD Homo said...

Perez should not be wearing or allow himself to be photographed when looking like a oompa loompa...But to each it own.....