As of today, there are only 122 more shopping days left until Dec 24th, the last day to buy that someone special a gift to celebrate the commercialized paganisitic birth of Baby Jebus Jesus.
In case you are wondering what YOU can buy ME this year, relax.....I'll be registering at either Crate & Barrel (cuz my home needs quality home shit) or Tiffany's (cuz I need a pinky ring with big ass diamonds on it, that I can also use as a weapon....oh, and cuz I'm gay....duh!)
Did y'all notice the pic of the poinsettia above? I snapped this pic at work...it belongs to our Admin person....It's from last Xmas & it refuses to die. Doesn't the goon that owns this plant know that on January 2nd, you must throw all poinsettias into the trash bin, or the compost heap if you're "Green"?....Isn't this an unspoken rule?
...btw, I almost got caught taking this pic, so y'all better appreciate what I do for my readers...all 3 of you!
Merry Christmas !