Today is a very dark day indeed...One of the real pleasures in my life has been taken away from me, denied of my daily pleasure am I. The bastard Internet monitors at my J-O-B have blocked access to any and all of the blogs that I read on the daily.
I think this course of action calls for my immediate resignation...or maybe I'll just permanently "borrow" a laptop from one of my coworkers...I need some token of consolation...Dammit, now what will I do for 6 hours every day?...work?...highly unlikely.
I need a tall, cool, stiff one to make me feel better...or perhaps a drinky-drink will do the trick.
[deep, defeated sigh!]