Jebus H. Fuckin Christmas!....I got a haircut on Saturday, and the bitch that has been doing my 'do (for nearly a year) fucked up royally...I get a haircut about every 3 weeks and I never have to tell her what to do & haven't been disappointed yet....until last Saturday that is. I knew she screwed up when I caught her in the mirror with that "oh shit, what do I do now to fix it?" look...I prayed that I had mistaken that look for the classic "Oh Crap...I have to fart, but I don't want this Fag to hear/smell me."
I wasn't wearing my glasses, so when she was done, she handed me a greasy mirror for my approval, and my blind ass thought that the hairdo was looking pretty fly...and then I got home & masturbated 3 times checked my look in the bathroom mirror & shrieked like a spoiled O.C. brat, who's been denied a Mercedes Benz on his Sweet 16th.
The sides of my hair are so short that my scalp is clearly visible (read: you can clearly see any & all zits through my wiry Latino hair). I also have a "step". I was going to post a pic, but I really can't afford anyone else (I have such lovely daughters) laughing at me....the worst part is that I tipped my stylist $10...oh, I know I'm overreacting & that the hair will grow back...I just hate looking like an asshole!