There are so many stereotypes that I've heard of over the years, but I tend to not put much weight into them...after all, stereotypes are usually based on racism/sexism/misogyny/ignorance/hate...I'm sure you've all probably heard the same ones I have such as: Asians are bad drivers, Jews are cheap, queenie guys are always bottoms, Catholics are all drunks, women don't know how to give a proper BJ...and the list goes on & on. I hope I'm not offending anyone here, I'm just trying to flesh out this post.
This afternoon, an internal auditor at work "interviewed" me for about an hour, over some financial reporting questions he had. The guy was early 30's, tall, blonde, had the greenest eyes I've ever seen, and looked like he just finished a photo shoot for the cover of "The Beautiful People" magazine....and on top of that, he was British....aww, how I love a British accent! ...some of you know where this is going, right?
As hot as this man was, there was something about him that really bugged me...and it bugged me mainly because it caused my boner to diminish perpetuated yet another stereotype...this oh-so-handsome man had some really jacked up teeth!
What's up with Brits having bad teeth? Especially British celebs? According to a survey carried by BriteSmile, the teeth-brightening company, celebrities from Great Britain have the worst teeth in the world....a few examples are Ozzy Osbourne, Spice Girl Melanie C, Tony Blair, Vivienne Westwood, and who could forget Austin Powers' chompers?
I dunno...maybe it's drinking all of that sugared tea that the English are so fond of, or eating all of that poppycock & bollocky bangers that's to blame for their mangled teeth...they do have such naughty names for food...oh oh...boner's back!