Monday, January 28, 2008
Today is my 40th Birthday!...yes, I'm officially over the hill...just what hill does that expression refer to anyway?...I guess it's better to be over the hill, then under it, no?...and is this an American expression, cuz we sure do have some lame ass ones....oops, digressing here.
It's funny, as a kid I thought that 40 meant that you'd be knocking on Death's door...what a silly little shit I was!
I don't feel "old"...honestly, I feel the same now as I did 10 or 15 years ago. Oh sure, my hair's thinned out a bit, my waistline has grown, my ass isn't as high & mighty as it once was...but I'm healthy, I'm loved, I've got great friends (especially those of you that are reading this), a beautiful family, and above everything else, I can still drop it like it's hot!
I guess not feeling my age is a good thing, as I'll probably need to continue to work for another 40 years or so...Social Security my arse!
All right, enough of my babbling...Do me a favor and save your Viagra jokes, your snarky comments about senior discounts, spare me the AARP membership remarks, and pass me a slice of birthday cake already!