Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Back To Black

Oh, Amy...child, what have you done to your hair?...and where is that rat's nest, oops, I mean beehive at?

Get thee to a hairdresser today! Oh, and if you're gonna start changing your looks, can you also stop wearing the Cleopatra eyes? That really bugs me.
One last snarky comment, I'm on a roll here....girl, get you some food in you...nicotine is not a meal replacement.


In other, non-related news: my left eyelid has been having a twitch fit for the last few days. What's up with that & how do I stop the twitch?

17 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

hideous hot mess

the eye smells like stress.....breathe baby

RAD Homo said...

shes a cutie...hair not so much...but she has the $ to do whatever she wants with her dew...she can be rainbow bright today and pay someone to transform it to another look the next day and next and next and next. Lucky bitch.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

I agree with joe...on both counts.

twitchy eye = get thee to a hot stone massage post haste!

Lewis said...

Transfer the twitch to your wee-wee. You'll love it.
Niacin, vitamin B is the answer. But, it'll probably just go away on it's own. Like I wish she would.

Scot said...

For the eye Lewis said Niacin, vitamin B; I suggest a couple stiff drinks and a blow job- much more fun.

Michael Guy said...

See? This is why I never fuck with my hair color, folks.

Just wish I had enough to rat it all up into a beehive, though. That would rock!

"Eye twitch?" I dunno. I had a crotch twitch many years ago; it was crabs.

Paul said...

I get that eye twitch thing too...usually its stress induced when i am worrying too much about something. I'd say take Scot's advice though ;)

Steve said...

I agree, too. She is a hot mess. What I don't understand is after having an album that's selling well, why doesn't she invest some money in that grill? Girrrrl, those toofesses are nasty.

eliot said...

stress or lack of sleep. go see your bf.

The Scott Blog said...

to end twitch: lay off the crack. :-)

the same goes for amy i guess.

ha ha.

according to people mag, those eyes are totally the thing to do in 2008. i tried it this morning but only got weird looks on the subway. thanks people mag for nothin!

T Unit said...

I like her rocker chick, hungry and confused look. I try and pull it off myself but my coworkers look at me funny when I show up with my beehive in.
That is weird about your eyelid, mine was doing last week. Hmmm....maybe it is a sign that our super powers are coming.

Greg said...

For the eye twitch:

Just say nope to doe, ug to drugs and remember that crack is whack.

As for Winehouse, I can't think of anything else to add...

D-Man said...

It's weird, but if I look in the mirror and focus my stare on the twitch, it usually stops...

M- Filer said...

Your not twitching baby, you are winking. Nuthin wrong with that,

WAT said...

Why can't these young girl pop singers be normal anymore? EEK!

Oh yes, those dreaded eye twitches. Some hot fresh out of the tube semen should help, but then you'll have a really badly irritated eye.

Oh well, u win some, u lose some!

J. David Zacko-Smith said...

I hope Amy manages to make another CD before she kills herself - she is so talented!

Jules said...

she's gross. good advice, Topher!!!