Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Can't Get You Out of My Bed


If all goes as planned, I'll be in bed with Kylie Minogue next month....jealous?

Truth be told (dammit), I'm referring to her new line of bedsheets and linens that she's launching in February. The bedding will hit the stores next month and the designs will be inspired by her stays in some of the world's most expensive hotels. That's hot, Kylie.

Due to a six degrees of separation moment, I had the chance to stalk meet the little pop princess yesterday, thanks to fellow blogger, Mondo Rick-o, who mentioned that he was asked to interview La Minogue at a certain L.A. hotel (Chateau Marmont)....but sadly, he couldn't make it, due to prior commitments....Poor Richard, I feel your pain brotha!

I seriously thought about showing up during my (extended) lunch break. I knew the where & when, my clothing choices & hair were looking fierce, so I'd at least make it to the lobby, but the way my luck/karma has been going lately, I thought better not chance getting arrested....[deep, gay sigh!]

In other news, here's a recent pic of Madonna's hand ....(sorry Joe!)


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17 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

play with fire, and you WILL get burned

oh, and if it makes you feel any worse, you evil bitch, i have met BOTH of them.

stick it

ps - that hand has seen more living than any of us dare think

joe*to*hell said...

oh i am reposting so i can select yes to follow-up comments.

and u r still an evil bitch

and i am sure those sheets are inspired by stays in some of the worlds greatest chemo wards

joe*to*hell said...

bet that hand would look real nice shoved up your arse

Shirley Heezgay! said...

...and when the Queen ran her finger down the list of devotees, she selected joe and shirley to join her at the Queen's dinner party, but somehow, the clever fool was conspicuoulsy absent from the invite list.

later, at the scrumptious dinner,joe and shirley posed with the Queen and enjoyed the skills of Her Highness' Hand/Digit Airbrush Team. The bitches never looked better.

careful you!!!

xo

Paul said...

Oh no worries Joe. I'll take care of him for you. I cant guarantee a hand but he will feel my wrath! Especially when I get to try out those new Bedsheets ;) No worries sessy! It will be fun! Can't wait!

Christopher said...

Hold up...wait a minute, let me put my 2 cents in it...

Oh sweet Joe, now of course that hand has seen more living than any of us has...just like any 80-year old's hand has.

As far as fisting goes, I'd be too afraid that her hand would snap off during the middle of the session..you know...Osteoporosis.

Oooohhh, you're playing DIRTY with that chemo remark.

Shirl: Thanks for keeping it real with regards to the desperate/constant need for a photoshop team...xoxo

Paul: PLEASE threaten me with a good time babe...meow!

Love ya Joe!

Lewis said...

"Goin' out of my head...over you"
Remember the song? Happy bedsheeting. Nothing like hot sheets.

The Scott Blog said...

my co-worker loves kylie. i've never really gotten it. i'm inadequate as a gay, so it seems. :-)

joe*to*hell said...

do not play me bitch. this is warrrrrrrrrr.

shirley and i will cut you from muff to tit

as for the chemo comment, i have an entire repertoire of kylie cancer music....i even have been known to kylie-oke with specially rewritten lyrics.

yeah its dirty, but when it comes to madonna, i will slice and dice and you will never, ever win.

i woudl truly, truly wacth my back. i am sicilian, and my people carry serious weapons, which can hurt you and maim you more than kylie has done to her face

Jim said...

OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.

I love Kylie.

joe*to*hell said...

heyi wonder if these kylie sheets are inspired by THE SHEETS THAT HER EXBOYFRIEND MICHAEL HUTCHENCE USED TO HANG HIMSELF WHILE WHACKING OFF

miss plastic fantastic

Marko said...

Yay for kylie, love her!

Madge is gettin old, the hands never lie.

M- Filer said...

Hello, everyone is getting old!. At least our queen is keeping the parts of her body she has any control over looking and moving like a billion dollars--before taxes.

But don't worry Christopher, Madonna forgives you for pointing out her aging hands, she is at Peace with it. She understands that we are fascinated with her in every way, even her frailties , and she is sending love and light our way.

She did however, ask me to push Joe down a flight of stairs for being such a cunt.

joe*to*hell said...

i HIGHLY doubt that
because she is the one who TAUGHT ME to be a cunt

and admit that i am damn good at it

D-Man said...

Now when you get excited in bed you'll cum all over Kylie... EEEEEEW!

And uh, maybe Madge's hand is all wrinkly because, uh, she was in the tub too long, or something... NAH! The Pope was right, and she's being punished for touching herself 'down there' in public!

Christopher said...

Lewis: I have no idea what song that is...guess I'm too young...ha!

Scott: please deduct 10 gay points!

Marko: word!

Jim: word!

M-filer: thanks for volunteering to push Joe down a flight of stairs (that's really sweet), but I think we're good now...we had some offline lovin and all is well...but I'll keep you in mind the next time he acts a Cunt!

D-Man: the Kylie sheets will be deemed as "the good sheets"...for whenever company comes over...I'll be doing the dirty on the ones I got from Home Goods store.

Joe: I've been with a Sicilian man before & know all about the "serious weapons" that your kind carries.

WAT said...

What's next, Britney Spears' towel sets?

Madonna's HAND?! CHRIST!