I was planning on writing a brilliant post when I got back from lunch, but right about now, I'm feeling super bloated & can't think straight (har!)...It must be the ghost of yesterday's white bean turkey chili that I ate.
Today was really a bad day to wear my skinny khaki pants...and I want a refund on these damn gas relief meds that I just bought (Extra Strength my arse!)...I'm praying to the Little Baby Jebus that he'll give me a magic fart to give me some relief. Thanks for listening y'all!
I kinda feel like this poor lady: