I received 2 very similar text messages this morning from 2 very different people.
The first one was from someone who has a farting problem...his text message was basically about the breakfast he just ate & the hopes that he doesn't get sick from it....or to be more accurate, his text went a little something like this:
"I hope I don't get the McShitties."
Then, about an hour later, I got a text message from a coworker who wants to grab breakfast in the cafeteria...I respond with "sure, let's go get us some omelettes".....and he replies with:
"I better not get the McShizzles this time."
I'm off to lunch now, and I really hope that I don't McCrap my pants on the way back.