Tuesday, December 23, 2008

All About MeMe

Shirley tagged me to complete this 6 pack meme...it's about time he throws me some damn attention!

Here's how you play:

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them.
5. Let each person know they've been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

- - Six Random Things About Me - -

1. Almost every single bath towel in my home is from a hotel that I've visited. I'm not ashamed of that at all. I look at it like this: If the maid wasn't sneaky enough to go through my luggage every morning, then it's the hotel's fault for hiring such lousy spies...and c'mon, all of those clean towels just laying around in the bathroom...how could I resist?

2. I've never "done" any type of illegal drug. As a child, I witnessed way too many of my family members (basically uncles) making fools of themselves/getting arrested, for being high on some type of illegal substance or another. I guess I should thank them actually for being such drug deterrents.

3. I faked having the big "O" once (yes, with another man). Hey, I was much younger, way drunk, and just wanted to sleep off the drinks. I was so proud of my acting skills, that is, until I was busted a few days later when the guy called to ask me out on another date, and when I accepted he said, "ok, but this time I want you to c*m for real".

4. When I was a child (6 or 7?), my mother sneakily made cow's tongue for dinner. I loved it. She told me it was beef. Then my b*tch sister went into the garbage and pulled out the packaging that the tongue came in and said "yes it is, but look at what kind of beef it is"....then my Dad added that "my secondary tongue should start to grow in a couple of hours"...he also let me know that the taste buds at the back of my tongue were evidence that the tongue was already starting to grow. I balled like a baby, called my grandma who told me the truth and then told my parents off for being so cruel.

5. I knew I was gay, since I was in kindergarten. I don't think I knew the word "gay" or what that meant, but I did know that I liked boys and I especially liked wrestling with my friend Chad, in my backyard.

6. The first porno I ever watched was at a lesbian's house, while baby-sitting their 2 children. The femme lesbian was divorced and had kids from that marriage. The porno was a straight one and was kinda creepy. The guys all wore cheap devil masks and the women were "angels". I was a late bloomer, and up until then had never seen another man's penis. I remember being so impressed by how well endowed all the men were and wondered if that was how big my hairless wang would get in a couple of years....sadly, the answer to that question was "no".

So there you go...don't you all feel even closer to me now? I'm going to break the rules and not tag anyone else (I'm in a lazy mood). Feel free to complete this meme if you want.


A Lewis said...

dear god in heaven...i can't believe you posted this at Christmas time! I know far more about you than ever..... have you developed your O-cumming skills? I'm thankful you have stopped being a thief.

jason said...

Too bad there isn't a second tongue....would come in handy sometimes, you know?

Anyway, that said...I'm a bit in awe of your number 3.

RAD said...

Wanted to pop in before the holiday and wish you a Mary CHRIStmas! xo

Jules said...

We have #2 in common and #4 made me burst with laughter!!

Merry Christmas Honey!!


Wonder Man said...

interesting list...the porn sounds creepy

Big Daddy said...

I have 'faked it' too, just get to sleep.

Ha ha.