So today is Day 3 of my "no carbs" diet. It's really not that bad, since I'm basically just eating loads of meats & eggs....but I am noticing that the 2 things I'm missing the most (breads & pasta) are all around me...especially at the place where I'm at my weakest, the workplace. I walked into the office today to be greeted by a coworker with a basket full of fresh pumpkin bread....Oh Devil, how you tempt me!!
I went to the gym last night, just for shits-n-giggles, and I actually did giggle when I walked through the men's locker room. There was an elderly gentleman posing in the mirror, wearing only a pair of red speedos....oh yeah, and under the speedos, he was DEFINITELY wearing a diaper. There was no way that his old ass was that lumpy. At first I felt bad for the old fart, but then I thought, nah, he should know better than to wear speedos over a diaper.
I thought about this man on my drive home and I started to get a little jealous. I'd love to be able to wear a diaper and just shit myself whenever nature called...what a relief that must be. No more panicking while out in public, desperately looking for a clean restroom.
Suddenly, the future got just a little brighter!