Sheesh, where did the weekend go? Mine was pretty low key. Went shopping, cleaned house, futzed around in the garden, and ran errands, mainly. I noticed on Saturday morning that many of my neighbors' gardens were looking really good, so I cleaned up my tiny flower beds a bit...gotta keep up with the " Jones' "!
There was a little hummingbird that flew into the garden, while I was watering, and was about a foot away from me, drinking in the flower's nectar. Luckily, I had my phone on me, so I whipped it out (the camera...not my schlong) and snapped some pics. Then the little bugger zoomed in on my face and floated about 6 inches away from my nose. I was frozen in panic/fascination. I think I read somewhere that it's good luck if they stab you in the eye...but I could be mistaken. Fortunately, he was all filled up and just wanted to check me out before he zipped away.
The highlight of Saturday night was watching 3 straight boys in a gay bar. They knew it was a gay bar. They were there to get their friend plastered. The friend is a Marine that was being shipped off to Iraq Sunday morning. Oh, and all 3 of the guys wore bathrobes over speedos. After 10 minutes, the robes came off and all 3 were getting their dance on with the lesbians. One of their straight female friends showed up to support her friends by dropping trou and grinding on her guys. Not that I was checking them out or anything...but the one that was around 4'10" looked like he had a 3rd leg growing out of his crotch (trapped in a pair of red speedos).
I would've taken a pic of the straights in their chonies, but that's just wrong......(read: my damn phone's camera doesn't take good pics in low light).