Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Has This Ever Happened to You?

Have you ever found yourself in a restroom stall, and just for $hits and giggles, let's just say that the stall is located at your place of employment....Then, when you're finished with your afternoon stall visit, you attempt to leave....but the damn door is locked and won't unlock. The dial chingadera just spins loosely around and doesn't release the pin chingadera.

In a state of panic, you start to shake the door violently. So violently in fact that you break the locking mechanism and the door finally swings open.

So....has this ever happened to you?

No?

Yeah, me neither.

11 comments:

A Lewis said...

Umm, no...not at work. But I have had to go underneath the stall before...and for the life of me I can't remember why. Probably in a public park stall or something sketchy.

jason said...

0h, so *that's* who broke the door allowing it to swing open at the worst possible moment then.
Thanks.

the replicant said...

Nope, never destroyed anything even remotely door like.

Robert said...

Riiiight!

heat said...

I don't poop so I wouldn't know

Mark in DE said...

That happened to me in a restaurant years ago. Someone came in the restroom and heard me yanking at the door and asked "Are you okay?"

cb said...

No, but I've had worse happen...

Michael Rivers said...

There is one stall door that I always think I WILL have to bust open. And I've come close. Sometimes you have to push it so hard that when it DOES swing open, it pops open the next stall door. Whoops.

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