Click the pic...I Dare You!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Last night, I was trying to snag a free dinner, by filling up on the food samples at my local TJ's. Kidding...sort of. I was actually picking up some roast beef and cheeses, when I discovered the exotic delicacy known as Turkey Jerky.
Stop rolling your eyes, this jerky isn't like the uber dried out, tasteless beef jerky everyone's familiar with. This jerky is super moist & flavorful....like me!
Get you some today!
Monday, July 13, 2009
This past Saturday, I attended the event of the summer...
Seriously, Jim & Lyle have a lot of (nice) friends...one of those friends was David, from the Dit21 blog, who was there with his hubby, Brad. What a nice couple of guys David & Brad are. Paul & I spent the night laughing and drinking champagne & French beer with those two.
Jim & Lyle have a gorgeous house, (now I really want a red crystal chandelier!), and I regret not snapping more pics of the party. I love how the yard was decorated (check out the pic below of the entrance with the Eiffel Tower....so damn creative!)
Many thanks to Jim & Lyle for such a fun night....Paul & I had blast !
Entrée de Partie
Trois Homosexuels - Me, David, & Brad(ley)
Brad in a wig
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Please and Thank You.
Patridge in a Pear Tree
You can also check out more of Chris' work at the Drawger website here .
Love, love, love the dreamy surrealism. Genius!
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
The place was packed. Who knew that people actually went out on a school night? It was Latino night, which made my BFF very happy. What made him even happier, and a little lighter in the wallet, was the Go-Go-Papi-Chulo below.
This not-so-tiny dancer knew just how to work the crowd and was making his money fast. At one point during the ogle fest, this sweaty, crazy-looking drunk stood in front of the dancer and started to do some weird interpretative dance/body spasm/yoga moves, which blocked our view of the dancer (who, at this point, was lying on his back, thrusting his hips into the air like he was humping a ghost).
This cock blocker made my BFF very angry. I believe that he shouted something along the lines of: "Get Gollum off the floor!!"
I knew that I had seen this dancer before, but couldn't remember where until this morning. I just forwarded the above pic to my friend. Something tells me that my BFF will be asking me to go with him to Club Cobra very soon.
Monday, July 6, 2009
I'm still waiting on my landlord to repair/reinstall my screen door since it was removed a few months back, when the exterior of the house was painted. Having no screen door in place invites outside creatures to come inside. Creatures like the much hated June Bug.
For the past few nights, I've been taunted & teased by the little bastards while I try to sleep. They fly all around my bedroom, slamming into walls & windows, making a low thumping sound before they drop to the floor.
They really are stupid creatures. They'll fly right at you while you're holding a rolled up magazine in your hands...and they practically aim for the magazine, as your swinging it in their direction. Yesterday, I sent one flying back out the open front door just so. Oh, how I laughed and laughed....ahhh, good times.
I don't hate all June Bugs. There is one type that I actually like. It's not so much an insect...no, it's actually more like a cocktail. Here's the recipe:
Ultimate June Bug Recipe:
1 oz MidoriBlend all items together, serve over ice in Collins glass, and slurp it down!
1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum
1 oz Banana Liqueur
1 oz Sweet & Sour mix
1 oz Pineapple Juice
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend. My weekend is turning into a major suckfest (and not in the good way), so let's talk about last weekend instead.
Roy, author of the blog Rusty's Balcony, was in town and invited me to come hang out with 2 of his friends in WeHo. We met up at Abbey (I love the Abbey). It was great to meet Roy...it was funny how comfortable I felt to be around him (and his friends). It was as if we were old buddies, meeting up after seeing each other not too long ago. After our first drink(s?), we headed over to Micky's. I was a little disappointed in the remodel. I was expecting the place to look totally different from the way it did pre-fire. It just looked a little too familiar for me. We did get to ogle a go-go dancer (who I think is a porn star), sporting what had to be a banana in his chonies.
I had such a good time Roy...thanks for the invite!
...Mmmm....my neighbors are grilling ribs...I better go make friends!
Happy 223rd Independence Day America!