Friday Confessions

• I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, and now I'm afraid to lift my arms.
• When no one's looking, I like to drink milk/soda/juice straight from the carton.
• I love to watch really bad Kung-Fu movies....the kind with poorly dubbed English voice overs.
• I like to pee sitting down.

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Spring Awakening !

Today is the first day of spring....I feel like going out and buying myself something!....or maybe I'll just wash my sheets when I get home tonight.