- I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, and now I'm afraid to lift my arms.
- When no one's looking, I like to drink milk/soda/juice straight from the carton.
- I love to watch really bad Kung-Fu movies....the kind with poorly dubbed English voice overs.
- I like to pee sitting down.
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"I want to learn how to sew...on a sewing machine, so that I can expand my wardrobe for pennies on the dollah!"
Your so jewish. Just like me!
you just sound economical to me....saving money and pee.
I sit when Im sick...but only at home...Im not sitting on a anyones toilet unless I have too...yikes!
Sitting keeps the bathroom cleaner, at least in my house...I have bad aim.
Hehe. Sometims I like to sit and pee to so I can read on the toilet without being bothered!
I sit to pee in the morning, when I'm wearing (next to) nothing. During the day it's too much work to drop everything and then pull it back up again.
sewing is so easy... you can actually do it while sitting down to pee if your machine is in the right spot!! as i type, i'm also peeing and making drapes!! i took a few classes and it's a breeze, really!! so far, i only alter clothes that i've bought resale, i haven't created anything yet...
Hey - I like to pee sitting down too - does that mean we're girls - or that we just don't like to make a lot of noise? ;-)
P.S. - Jews rule!
I do all those things as well...I, however, would never share them with the world...oh wait I just did!
Aren't you the brave one...baring it all.
Wait...I'm still stuck on drinking soda from a carton. That must taste worse than Shasta Cola.
Quite interesting. I have accidentally forgotten deoderant before, and was also afraid to lift my arms.
Let us know how the sitting and peeing while sewing works out!
Mark :-)
Ooo- I could have done without the last one.
The only time a dude should cop a squat to piss is when
(a) he's shitting too
(b) he has a P.A.
if I forget to put deodorant on in the morning I will make myself late on purpose just so I can run home and do the deed!!
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