- I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, and now I'm afraid to lift my arms.
- When no one's looking, I like to drink milk/soda/juice straight from the carton.
- I love to watch really bad Kung-Fu movies....the kind with poorly dubbed English voice overs.
- I want to learn how to sew...on a sewing machine, so that I can expand my wardrobe for pennies on the dollah!
- I like to pee sitting down.