Friday, March 21, 2008

Friday Confessions



  • I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, and now I'm afraid to lift my arms.

  • When no one's looking, I like to drink milk/soda/juice straight from the carton.

  • I love to watch really bad Kung-Fu movies....the kind with poorly dubbed English voice overs.

  • I want to learn how to sew...on a sewing machine, so that I can expand my wardrobe for pennies on the dollah!

  • I like to pee sitting down.

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15 comments:

Paul said...

"I want to learn how to sew...on a sewing machine, so that I can expand my wardrobe for pennies on the dollah!"

Your so jewish. Just like me!

jason said...

you just sound economical to me....saving money and pee.

RAD Homo said...

I sit when Im sick...but only at home...Im not sitting on a anyones toilet unless I have too...yikes!

Bruce said...

Sitting keeps the bathroom cleaner, at least in my house...I have bad aim.

T Unit said...

Hehe. Sometims I like to sit and pee to so I can read on the toilet without being bothered!

franck said...

I sit to pee in the morning, when I'm wearing (next to) nothing. During the day it's too much work to drop everything and then pull it back up again.

"Just David!" said...

sewing is so easy... you can actually do it while sitting down to pee if your machine is in the right spot!! as i type, i'm also peeing and making drapes!! i took a few classes and it's a breeze, really!! so far, i only alter clothes that i've bought resale, i haven't created anything yet...

J. David Zacko-Smith said...

Hey - I like to pee sitting down too - does that mean we're girls - or that we just don't like to make a lot of noise? ;-)

J. David Zacko-Smith said...

P.S. - Jews rule!

Boy About Town LB said...

I do all those things as well...I, however, would never share them with the world...oh wait I just did!

M- Filer said...

Aren't you the brave one...baring it all.

Greg said...

Wait...I'm still stuck on drinking soda from a carton. That must taste worse than Shasta Cola.

Mark in DE said...

Quite interesting. I have accidentally forgotten deoderant before, and was also afraid to lift my arms.

Let us know how the sitting and peeing while sewing works out!

Mark :-)

cb said...

Ooo- I could have done without the last one.

The only time a dude should cop a squat to piss is when

(a) he's shitting too
(b) he has a P.A.

Jules said...

if I forget to put deodorant on in the morning I will make myself late on purpose just so I can run home and do the deed!!