Thursday, April 30, 2009

Friday, April 24, 2009

Does This Ever Happen to You?

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You're in bed...alone...crying that you're alone in bed ....and in between sobs, you suddenly get a great idea for a blog post. You start to (mentally) write out the post, and then that little voice of reason tells you that maybe it'd be a good idea to jot down some notes, just in case you forget some of the details in the morning...but you're too damn lazy to roll out of bed, so guess what happens when your lazy ass wakes up?

Yup, you've forgotten all about that award winning post....well, there are bits and pieces floating around the noggin, but you just can't pull it all together.

So due to sheer laziness, I've got nothing today. Have a Super weekend y'all!



Thursday, April 23, 2009

The More You Know

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I learned a couple new acronyms this past weekend that I think will come in handy, whilst texting or sending out a memo to my coworkers:

BAMF - (Bamph) - translation: "Bad Ass Mother F*cker"
DGAF - (D-Gaff) - translation: "Don't Give A F*ck"

Here's how I'll probably use them together:

"I won't be attending the mandatory staff meeting tomorrow, because I'm a BAMF and I really DGAF".

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Do You See What I See?

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Are the pics below moving, or are they perfectly still?

The pictures are used to test the level of stress a person can handle. The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress. Allegedly, criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however, senior citizens see them standing still...probably due to the blinding glaucoma thing.

None of these images are animated... you're just extremely stressed out....and are about to lose your mind.



Monday, April 13, 2009

Easter Weekend

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So, yesterday was Easter....That doesn't mean much to me anymore, now that no one is buying me an Easter basket. My parents used to have Easter Dinner at their house, but those days are long gone. We'd even go to church (occasionally)...and I always felt so out of place saying "Peace be with You" to strangers. Other than my mom's dinner, I really don't miss celebrating Easter...it was more fun as a kid. Now, I'd only look like I was missing a few chromosomes, running around my folk's yard, looking for hidden eggs with a plastic basket in my hands.

The weekend was a very solitary one for me. I really didn't do much beyond an oil & lube job (for my car) & cleaning the house from top to bottom (don't go there). For the longest time, since I don't know when, my weekends have always been busy....I secretly wanted just ONE weekend where I had nothing to do...absolutely no plans.... I just wanted to be able to sit around the house, watch crap TV, eat crap food & not have to be anywhere....So, this weekend, I got exactly what I wanted...and ironically... I hated it.

Lesson learned: Be careful what you wish for!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Sign of The Times


This pic is making me sad...Sad, that I don't have trained animals that can do this on demand.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Asian Persuasion

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I got all kinds of excited when I saw that my last post generated 21 comments...and then reality bitch slapped me across the face when I noticed that 1/2 of them were from Asian (Chinese?) Spambots...Not sure what's going on here with the sudden interest from Chi-Bots, but guess I REALLY am Big in Japan.

Anyhoo...this poor little blog has been so neglected. I have all sorts of blog post ideas scribbled on pieces of toilet scratch paper that really need to be flushed fleshed out and written down, for your personal mockery enjoyment.

Here's a quick update:
  • I've gotten fatter
  • Work has me earning my pay...Super Busy!
  • I am dying to go on vacation...I'd settle for Vegas...Downtown Vegas even!
  • I've gotten even fatter since starting this post

Stay tuned for blogging to continue on a regular basis (hmm, I've said that before haven't I?)

Now excuse me whilst I delete the unwanted spam messages from my last post.